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"Roommates" quotes

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An elderly yet young-at-heart man moves in with his grandson and both their lives turn upside-down.

Director: Peter Yates
Writer: Max Apple, Stephen Metcalfe
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1995
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $12,096,881
Released: 03 Mar 1995
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 2 nominations total

54 video clips

Rocky HolzcekJudithBeth
Reason and family got nothing to do with one another - Roommates 00:05 Reason and family got nothing to do with one another Michael - Roommates 00:19 Michael Family takes care of family - Roommates 00:06 Family takes care of family You took care of him his whole life - Roommates 00:07 You took care of him his whole life - Ah, for Christ's sake, lady. You take so goddamn long... - Don't yell at me. - Roommates 00:07 - Ah, for Christ's sake, lady. You take so goddamn... Anytime this century. - Roommates 00:12 Anytime this century. As my father would say, it beats sleeping in a cave on a long march with Mao. - Roommates 00:12 As my father would say, it beats sleeping in a cave on a lon... ♪ ("BEER BARREL POLKA") - Roommates 00:14 ♪ ("BEER BARREL POLKA") - (BELL RINGING) - (CHILDREN CHATTERING) - Roommates 00:06 - (BELL RINGING) - (CHILDREN CHATTERING) (BETH) Ow! Something's poking me. - Roommates 00:24 (BETH) Ow! Something's poking me. (BOY) Mike! - Roommates 00:10 (BOY) Mike! Can I do that too? - Roommates 00:07 Can I do that too? Do ya play gin? - Roommates 00:13 Do ya play gin? (DOOR SLAMS) - Roommates 00:27 (DOOR SLAMS) Family takes care of family - Roommates 00:06 Family takes care of family Gin. - Roommates 00:08 Gin. (HEART MONITOR BEEPING) - Roommates 00:29 (HEART MONITOR BEEPING) Hey. It's okay, Rocky. - Roommates 00:31 Hey. It's okay, Rocky. How come you whistled at the funeral? No one else did. - Roommates 00:21 How come you whistled at the funeral? No one else did. I don't need this. (GRUNTS) - Roommates 00:09 I don't need this. (GRUNTS) - I really don't get what you're so upset about, Rock. - I'm not upset. - Roommates 00:31 - I really don't get what you're so upset about,... I wonder what's keeping him? - Roommates 00:08 I wonder what's keeping him? - I'll get the others to help us unload. - Others? What others? - Roommates 00:32 - I'll get the others to help us unload. - Others? What... "In order to save my own life, I didn't want to have to... - Roommates 00:16 "In order to save my own life, I didn't want to ha... - It's about time. - What the hell did you do? - Roommates 00:27 - It's about time. - What the hell did you do? (JUDITH) Mo, come sit next to me. - Roommates 00:15 (JUDITH) Mo, come sit next to me. (MAN ON TV SPEAKING RUSSIAN) - Roommates 00:14 (MAN ON TV SPEAKING RUSSIAN) - (MAN) To love and to cherish. - (BETH) To love and to cherish. - Roommates 00:09 - (MAN) To love and to cherish. - (BETH) To love and to cher... Michael... - Roommates 00:30 Michael... Michael - Roommates 00:19 Michael Mike, they're asleep. Finally. - Roommates 00:06 Mike, they're asleep. Finally. Mine too. - Roommates 00:27 Mine too. Oh, Michael. - Roommates 00:26 Oh, Michael. Oh, well, thank you very much. - Roommates 00:09 Oh, well, thank you very much. Reason and family got nothing to do with one another - Roommates 00:05 Reason and family got nothing to do with one another ♪ (ROCK) - Roommates 00:08 ♪ (ROCK) (ROCKY MUTTERING) - Roommates 00:08 (ROCKY MUTTERING) - Rocky. - (TIRES SCREECH) - Roommates 00:25 - Rocky. - (TIRES SCREECH) (SNORING CONTINUES) - Roommates 00:06 (SNORING CONTINUES) (SNORING) - Roommates 00:07 (SNORING) Take a shower. Your children shouldn't see you like that. - Roommates 00:15 Take a shower. Your children shouldn't see you like tha... The man has the personality of a clenched fist. - Roommates 00:08 The man has the personality of a clenched fist. - This is so annoying! - (BURT) The garage will pick up the car. - Roommates 00:11 - This is so annoying! - (BURT) The garage will pick up the ... - What happened? - Something overcooked. - Roommates 00:06 - What happened? - Something overcooked. What? - Roommates 00:11 What? What? - Roommates 00:17 What? What the hell is that? - Roommates 00:30 What the hell is that? When? - Roommates 00:25 When? ♪ (WHISTLING "BEER BARREL POLKA") - Roommates 00:06 ♪ (WHISTLING "BEER BARREL POLKA") ♪ (WHISTLING "BEER BARREL POLKA") - Roommates 00:12 ♪ (WHISTLING "BEER BARREL POLKA") Why are you letting her take us? - Roommates 00:26 Why are you letting her take us? You kids know how to whistle? - Roommates 00:14 You kids know how to whistle? You took care of him his whole life - Roommates 00:07 You took care of him his whole life You're a very good dancer, Mr. Holeczek. - Roommates 00:10 You're a very good dancer, Mr. Holeczek.

Cast

Rocky Holeczek - Peter Falk
Michael - D.B. Sweeney
Beth - Julianne Moore
Judith - Ellen Burstyn
Bolek Krupa - Jan Rubes
All Cast